Mary, Is That You??

So I know that these pictures are old, but I recently saw the film Paris, Je T'aime, and while it was fugged-up with the mug of Maggie Gyllenhal, the appearance of Miss Portman made up for it, and it just reminded me of how much I love her, so I'd like to share my love with you. (But seriously, I HIGHLY recommend that EVERYONE rent this film, which is a collection of short films. The last story about a middle-aged single woman from Denver experiencing a joyous but lonely trip to Paris creates a stirring in the dark abscess of my soul everytime I think about it.)

Look at these pictures below from New York Time Magazine Holiday edition, and tell me this woman isn't worth going straight or lesbian for:



Seriously, she looks like an angel that Mary had banished from Heaven because she was jealous of all her beauty and shit. You know there's only room for one hot bitch up there and Mary wasn't about to share the spotlight with Nattie- but that's okay Natalie, we love you here on Earth.