Priority Seating

So recently a friend and I were discussing the pros and cons of dating an older man- you know- they have more money, they're more mature, and there is definitely something sexy about a man who has already paid off his mortgage. More money to spend on me!!!

Well she didn't agree with me so much and I sort of felt like I was loosing the debate so I quickly thought of the perfect example of an older man to shut her up- Bruce Willis!!!!!- I totally had her- he's sexy, fun, young at heart, and he can fight terrorists and shit should I ever run into that problem.

Well after looking at this picture below I realized how right my friend was:

I mean it looks as if old Bruce-y boy is having a bit of a hard time bending over to pick up that paper on the floor- and if he's having a hard time doing that- well then you know he's going to have a hard time doing other things...like the Hokey Pokey.

But seriously this picture is just a reminder that while there is a brief moment of hotness in the older man, it's dad jeans, bad sneakers, and ass wiping from there on in.