Say It Ain't So!

GATECRASHER is reporting that Scarlett Johansson will be announcing her engagement to actor Ryan Reynolds some time soon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I love Scarlett Johansson, and the idea of her getting married sort of depresses me. Now, I know that there is no shot in hell that we'd ever get together for numerous reasons, but someone as smoking hot as her should stay on the market as long as possible. Don't tie yourself down girl, you're too cute.

Personally I fear that Scarlett will become boring after she gets married, it's just what happens (unless of course you get a divorce, which brings your interest level to a whole new level of excitement and intrigue).

Well Scar, I guess if you're going to break my heart, at least it's with someone hot. And does anyone know if Ryan Reynolds is a Reynolds Aluminum Foil Reynolds? Because if he's heir to that silver fortune, she also bagged her self a rich one.

Here's a picture of Johansson from a New York Magazine shoot with my favorite director/writer bitch, Woody Allen:

(This photo could literally be a snap shot out of my dreams)