So You Want To Be A Star?

Well, Good luck to you.

But if you want to be a Broadway singer, well then here's your chance to sing crappy music for a few months and then never work again!!!!!


Auditions are taking place and Megan Dowd is casting for the next Elle Woods in the Broadway Musical, Legally Blonde: The Musical:

"Competition TV show for the lead role of Elle Woods in Broadway's hit 'Legally Blonde The Musical'. Contestants must be available to film for approx. 4 weeks in mid-February through mid-March. LOS ANGELES Thursday, January 24th, 2008 10:00am-4:00pm (Callbacks for successful candidates will be held on January 25) Millennium Dance Complex 5113 Lankershim Blvd. North Hollywood, CA 91601 www.millenniumdancecomplex.com CHICAGO Monday, January 28th, 2008 10:00am-4:00pm (Callbacks for successful candidates will be held on January 29) Victory Gardens Biograph Theater 2433 N. Lincoln Ave. Chicago, IL 60614 www.victorygardens.org ORLANDO Monday, January 28th, 2008 9:00am-4:00pm (Callbacks for successful candidates will be held on January 29) New Dimensions Dance Company 824 Executive Drive Oviedo, FL 32765 NEW YORK Monday, February 4th, 2008 10:00am-4:00pm (Callbacks for successful candidates will be held on February 5th) New World Stages 340 West 50th Street, Stage 1 New York, NY 10019 www.newworldstages.com NASHVILLE Monday, February 4th, 2008 10:00am-4:00pm (Callbacks for successful candidates will be held on February 5th) Nashville Dinner Theater 108 Donelson Pike Nashville, TN 37214 www.nashvilledinnertheater.com

Seeking females, 18+ (who can convincingly portray someone who is 18-30) with strong vocal, acting, and dancing skills to compete for the lead role of Elle Woods in the Broadway show, Legally Blonde The Musical. Musical theater experience is a plus but not required. If chosen to participate, professionals will train you, so raw talent welcome. If you have the performing fundamentals and a big personality, we want to meet you! Must be legally able to work in the US and available mid-February through mid-March. We do not discriminate against non-blondes; blondes, brunettes and red heads are all welcome!"

Now girls, I've seen this shit on MTV- and you don't need strong vocal, acting, or dancing skills- in fact the worse you are- the better chances you probably have of getting the role.