These Two Again?

Will it NEVER end?

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is out there again, bitching to anyone who will listen that "President Bush sent a 'message of confrontation' during his recent Mideast trip" (click here for the full article).

Well what does Bush have to say in response? Well nothing. I mean what can he say? It's not like he wasn't all over the mid-east trying to be everyone's bestie and not Iran's. Well good luck with that Bush- you're fun for a few moments- a keg stand or what not- but you ain't no best friend material.

Seriously- if it's not one thing it's another with these two. They need to just have sex with each other and get over it. Maybe then they wouldn't be down each other's throats all the time (except of course for their tongues and penises).

I think they make a handsome couple actually if you're into that older man/ world domination sort of thing.

Can't a Ho Get a Break?

So the Daily New's Rush & Molloy are apparently reporting that Sienna Miller might have been the cause of the Penn/ Wright break-up.

A source claims that:
" 'Sienna was sitting on Sean's lap,' according the source. 'She was dressed very sexily. She had her arm around his neck.' That night, claims the source, they stayed up quite late."- Is this really grounds for divorce? A grounding, yes, but a divorce- I'm not so sure.

Now I love Sienna Miller- I don't know that I've actually seen her in many movies- but I feel like this is the third, fourth, hundreth celebrity marriage that this slag has allegedly broken up- and since I think marriage is a scam- I love Sienna for constantly destroying the sanctity of that bond.

Also- I love that she dresses like a patient in the mental ward playing dress-up during free time, but that's another story.

Now- Sienna- if you're listening- do you think you could slut it up with the dude that Katherine Heigl married- that cow doesn't deserve happiness. Thanks.

Here's an old photo of Sienna in my FAVORITE ensemble of hers to date: