Quick- Hide Your Crack Pipes

Warning! Warning!
Hide all Coke, Crack, Baby Powder,Baking Soda, Ajax, Whatever.
Amy Winehouse is coming to America and she's ready to snort anything in her way!


According to EW.com the Grammy's are expected to go on with or without WGA Approval- and none other than Miss Amy Winehouse is expected to be in attendance. Of course it's unknown whether or not Winehouse will perform- but who really cares- I'm just excited that she's taking the mess of a show that is her life on the road.

It was touch and go for a while as to whether Amy would be allowed in the country, given her history of drugs and arrest- but since this is America- her Visa was approved and Winehouse is free to terrorize the states!

You know Britney is PISSED that Amy's bringing her shit to America. Britney owns crazy this side of the Atlantic. Be prepared for some nutty celebrity hijinx the week of the Grammy's

I wish they would allow Blake to come into the country too so we can get the full effect- like a prisoner exchange program or something- but alas- it doesn't look like my wishes will come true.