What, No EVOO?

New York Magazine is reporting that Rachel Ray is a bitch. Well that's not really what they are reporting- but I can't stand her loud ass (read below):


"So a friend of mine was on set last week as Rachael Ray filmed her latest Dunkin' Donuts commercial. According to her, Rachael stormed onto the set and snapped at everyone. Not news, I know, everyone knows she's actually a gigantic asshole. BUT! I am also told she took one sip of her Dunkin' Donuts coffee, yelled “What is this shit? Get me MY coffee,” and would not continue until she was given “her” coffee — i.e., Starbucks."

Personally I think that someone should have thrown that coffee in her face (after they make sure it's extra hot). I love how people think that they're all sophisticated and high class and connoisseurs of good taste and shit for only drinking Starbucks- Dunkin' Donuts is totally the best (well not really), but if they want to hire me to do their commercials- I'll do it and I'll also always be drinking DD coffee. Seriously though- they should hire me- I have the same kind of voice that Rachel has- you know, it's all raspy and shit from cigarettes and cum.

Hopefully this means that she won't be assaulting our TV screens with anymore DD commercials- god I hate those.