Christian Cook-a-loo

So, more often than not, we get to hear the crazy rantings of the Christian Cook-a-loo. What's a Christian Cook-a-loo you ask? Why it's a breed of Christians who believe the craziest shit in the world- and won't stop until you all believe it too.

Meet Christian Cook-a-loo, Joe Taylor:


Now in addition to being a print model, Joe Taylor is the director and curator of the Mt. Blanco Fossil Museum. Sounds smart, right? Wrong! He'S a CHRISTIAN COOK-A-LOO people, and NOTHING they say is ever smart.

Joe Taylor founded his museum to "show you why we do not believe that the evolution theory or the millions of years concept is good science".

Well what does Taylor believe- that humans and dinosaurs lived together, in fact, he claims Noah even took one on that little cruise of his.

Joe Taylor is currently in need of some money to support his museum (what no government grants??- this is Texas for crying-out-loud- don't they actually teach this shit down there?), so he's selling the skull of a mastodon in hopes it will raise some money to keep his institution of knowledge open.

I have some advice for Joe, call up Tom Cruise and tell him it's the skull of some ancient alien- he'll totally buy it for like a million dollars.

I say we're better off giving our money to hookers rather than this fool. I mean that's what Jesus would do, right?