White Lines

The NYDaily News is reporting the "drug dealer to the stars", is ready to sell his story, and guess who he claims one of his celebrity clients is? Read below:
"It seems New York's self-proclaimed "drug dealer to the stars" is selling more than happy pills.
Wednesday, a gentleman who represented himself as Lindsay Lohan's former cocaine dealer let it be known, through an intermediary, that he was ready to sell his story.
And he promised that he would spill on his other "big, big celebrity clients" if the price was right.
Quaintly, the Daily News does not pay sources, so Lindsay was the only name we got out of him.
"Lindsay was texting him over and over the week she was in town with [boyfriend at the time] Riley Giles," says the broker.
"But he said he wouldn't see her because she was just out of rehab." (NYDailyNews GateCrasher)

Um...this story just doesn't ring true to me. If he's so hard up for cash that he's ready to sell his client list then he should of ran to Lindsay's house when she paged him. Shit, fresh at of rehab she was probably ready to spend big, what kind of drug-dealer is he?
Actually, what am I saying? Isn't Lindsay reportedly hard up for cash? He probably didn't show-up because he knew her ass was broke.

Seriously though, something about this shit is shady. I mean if he's not going to come forward, and reveal his identity then he can basically say anything about anyone, and who can question him. Plus if he was really a drug dealer to the stars, then he must plan on selling his story for big $$$$ cause ain't no one gonna page his ass again once he spills the beans.