Carmen Sandiego

REUTERS:
"Proving boomerangs really do come back, an Australian town was on Thursday celebrating the return of a boomerang stolen from an outback museum by an American tourist.." (click here to read the entire story).

Now, I know that the article claims that the boomerang was stolen and returned by a Vermont man named Peter, but I smell a cover up, and I have video proof that the culprit is none other than this bitch:

I got your number B. More like steal it yourself.