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TMZ is reporting that the Long Island hospital where J-Lo is planning to crap out her twinlets has been reportedly practicing "code pink" drills in precaution of a J-Lo babynapping.



Why doesn't she just have her vampire husband, Marc Anthony, circle the hospital and bite the neck of any would be baby burglers. That'll stop them.

J Lo Ready to Explode

Oh my god, look at Jennifer Lopez!!

Mamma is ready to burst like a swolen balloon or my anus after a night of McDonalds with a Taco Bell chaser.

Seriously, I love the idea that instead of going into labor, J Lo's tummy will just explode and out will pop her little twins along with whatever else she has in there. Hmm... I wonder what a J Lo explosion would look like?????