Hucka-Brit

So Mike Huckabee is a giant douche asshole. We all know that he sucks harder than Tom Cruise in a three-way.

But if there was ever a reason as to why Mike Huckabee should NEVER EVER NEVER EVER be president it's this clip at TMZ.

Did you watch that? I wouldn't give her any advice... Be Careful!!!! I mean, what the fuck kind of goddamn answer is that? At least Hilary Clinton had enough sense to walk away- but this fool answers with that shit. If you're going to actually answer the question (you don't deserve to be president to begin with), you can at least start here: "Stop doing drugs, stop drinking, stop hanging out at gas stations, stop going to Starbucks, stop with that stupid British accent, wear some pants, get some new hair, go to the dermatologist, go to court and get your kids back." Any one of those answers would have been acceptable.

If he can't properly handle the Britney Spears crisis, then how is he possibly going to run this country!?!?!?

It's Britney Bitch

Yup- it's all Britney, all the time.

I feel like no matter where I go or what I read- there's always some shit about Britney. Now I'm not complaining since I love reading about her wild and crazy antics- and if it was really that big of an issue- I could totally make the choice NOT to watch E! News and read Perez Hilton and US Weekly.

But now it's officially gone too far. Yesterday, while campaigning for her Presidential Election, Miss Hillary was asked if she had any advice for Britney!!! Now, it should be noted that the reporter was from TMZ, but still. Next, they'll be debating Britney-Gate on the fucking House floor. Democrats will argue to use our tax dollars to help her get off her Frappacino addiction, and Republicans will fight to deport her ass to Mexico after they build that fence of theirs.

There's video at the link above- Hillary laughs it off, but I know she wants to turn around and slap that bitch for being such a dumb ass reporter (if she's even allowed to call herself that- I mean she's from TMZ for crying-out-loud).



Oy. That's all I have to say.

Um... Am I Missing Something?

The AP is reporting that plans meant to help the recovery of the endangered jaguar have been scrapped.
Why you ask?- Well let's see what the article has to say:
"The Interior Department has abandoned attempts to craft a recovery plan for the endangered jaguar because too few of the rare cats have been spotted along the Southwest region of New Mexico and Arizona to warrant such action."
Um... Am I missing something, or isn't the fact that "too few of the rare cats have been spotted" the reason why these pussies need protection. The article goes on to say that the real reason the plan was scrapped was that it would interfere with the border fence being built along the protected area. (Click here to read the full article)
Well this just goes to show how stupid the Interior Department is. I'm totally against all the immigration protests, and fences and shit since I just think it's a political way to justify being racist against Mexicans (after all my name is Pedro), however, they really are missing the advantage here.
Instead of a fence, why not a wild pack of man-eating jaguars- that'll stop the damn immigrants!

These Two Again?

Will it NEVER end?

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is out there again, bitching to anyone who will listen that "President Bush sent a 'message of confrontation' during his recent Mideast trip" (click here for the full article).

Well what does Bush have to say in response? Well nothing. I mean what can he say? It's not like he wasn't all over the mid-east trying to be everyone's bestie and not Iran's. Well good luck with that Bush- you're fun for a few moments- a keg stand or what not- but you ain't no best friend material.

Seriously- if it's not one thing it's another with these two. They need to just have sex with each other and get over it. Maybe then they wouldn't be down each other's throats all the time (except of course for their tongues and penises).

I think they make a handsome couple actually if you're into that older man/ world domination sort of thing.