SLUTS OF AMERICA!

THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE:

"The catwalk queen got hot and sweaty with two female models and a lucky male guest while a crowd of onlookers snorted cocaine and ogled the eye-popping performance". (click here to read the full article from New of the World).

Now I love the News of the World for a lot of reasons- but I think my favorite reason I go to this site is to read the comments, which are hilarious because they use all their crazy UK talk and shit. Here are a few of my faves:

Posted by: Edmund Simpson | January 20, 2008 at 10:23 AM
“that is one jammy bloke. anyone got her number?”

Posted by: Shelley | January 20, 2008 at 11:51 AM
“She really is NOTHING special at all,bit of a minger if you ask me. Whats all the fuss about??? Even her nipples look deformed.”

Posted by: buzz | January 20, 2008 at 12:59 PM
“Kate you are a manky old tart-old beyond your years”

Jammy, Minger, Manky Old Tart! -LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!
The next time someone says something nasty to me (which will probably be later this afternoon), I'm totally gonna be all "Jammy off, you manky old minger tart". That'll teach them.

This post by Joe speaks for itself:
Posted by: Joe | January 20, 2008 at 10:18 AM
“How wonderful to read of the gut-wrenching envy and impotent apoplectic rage now consuming Middle England at the sight of this intelligent, stunningly beautiful and fabulously rich, independent woman enjoying herself. Good on you, Kate - go for it! You make me proud to be English!”
Joe- YOU make me proud that you're English!