Sisters from the Same Ugly Ass Mister

Here's Kate Moss with her sister, oh wait, that's her mother, leaving dinner last night in London. Seriously, Kate only looks about 5 years younger than her mother, and her mom, or mum since they're Brits, doesn't look so hot for someone in her 50s either:

"They had just wrapped up a night out with Little Britain star David Walliams, Elton John's husband David Furnish and journalist Janet Street Porter.
Kate has kept close company with her mother in recent times, with Linda joining in on the star's raucous 34th birthday celebrations earlier this month."(Daily Mail)

OMG!!!! Do you think that Kate's mom was one of the other women in the bed during Kates B-day orgy?!?!?!? EWWWW!!!!! That's gross.

Seriously though, I can't believe that this hag continues to model. I used to LOVE her when I was a teenager, but that's probably just because I was gay and going to high school in NYC and thought that whole CK heroin chic shit was hot, and she resembled a boy. But now, she is straight up busted.

The article went on to explain that they're shipping Kate over to the states as she's going to be an instrumental part in the opening of the TopShop stores here in NYC. Um... this is NYC, reasonable priced super hot British fashion in New York doesn't need Kate to bring in the customers. In fact her fug ass might turn us away.

On the other hand, if we can get some 4 in a bed action in the states- with VIDEO- then I'd be okay with it.

SLUTS OF AMERICA!

THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE:

"The catwalk queen got hot and sweaty with two female models and a lucky male guest while a crowd of onlookers snorted cocaine and ogled the eye-popping performance". (click here to read the full article from New of the World).

Now I love the News of the World for a lot of reasons- but I think my favorite reason I go to this site is to read the comments, which are hilarious because they use all their crazy UK talk and shit. Here are a few of my faves:

Posted by: Edmund Simpson | January 20, 2008 at 10:23 AM
“that is one jammy bloke. anyone got her number?”

Posted by: Shelley | January 20, 2008 at 11:51 AM
“She really is NOTHING special at all,bit of a minger if you ask me. Whats all the fuss about??? Even her nipples look deformed.”

Posted by: buzz | January 20, 2008 at 12:59 PM
“Kate you are a manky old tart-old beyond your years”

Jammy, Minger, Manky Old Tart! -LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!
The next time someone says something nasty to me (which will probably be later this afternoon), I'm totally gonna be all "Jammy off, you manky old minger tart". That'll teach them.

This post by Joe speaks for itself:
Posted by: Joe | January 20, 2008 at 10:18 AM
“How wonderful to read of the gut-wrenching envy and impotent apoplectic rage now consuming Middle England at the sight of this intelligent, stunningly beautiful and fabulously rich, independent woman enjoying herself. Good on you, Kate - go for it! You make me proud to be English!”
Joe- YOU make me proud that you're English!

Star Light, Star Bright...

... Kate's Face Gives Me the Frights.

Kate Moss was out and about last night celebrating her 34th birthday. According to the Daily Mail, Kate had planned to celebrate with 34 hours of partying, one for each hour she's been alive.

Well... bitch is showing her age, because she failed. The hag crashed after a mere 18 hours of partying- amateur!