Warning! Warning!

Abortions in America are at an ALL TIME LOW!

According the AP News: "The number of abortions in the United States fell to 1.2 million in 2005, down 25 percent from the all-time high of 1.6 million in 1990 and dropping the abortion rate to its lowest level since 1974, according to report issued Thursday." (read full article here)

I must say, I'm a little disappointed in all you sluts out there. I mean, this is the lowest abortions have been since 1974 people. What does this say to the world? What does this say to our children?

People of America, are you prepared for all the babies that are coming your way? What are we going to do with all these babies? Feed them to the homeless? Sigh, I just don't know anymore.

I blame Hollywood. What with all the baby making going on out there and celebrities giving birth left and right. They're setting a terrible example for the sluts of this country.

It's a conspiracy I tell you, a conspiracy- corrupting the morally corrupt (not to mention population control).