What Does This Mean?

Look at this picture below of Lindsay Lohan taken about two nights ago and tell me this isn't a sign from above:

It's old school Lindsay!!!! I can't tell if her hair is more brown or red, but I don't care, as long as it's not blonde. Blonde hair on these girls is the sign of evil things to come. I think the dye seeps into their brains and makes them crazy.

Seriously, I can't believe how great she looks. So young and fresh in comparison to that nasty yellow stuff she had. She probably saw how vile Mischa Barton looks with her new yellow hair and promptly went to the salon to get hers dark again.

I really don't know what to expect next. This is the sign of great things to come. Lindsay Lohan goes back to her natural hair color today... world peace and Hillary Clinton in the White House tomorrow. The world is making sense again. Whew.

Freak on a Leash

Ah, how I love those wild and crazy Brits.

Meet Tasha Maltby:

Tasha Maltby, 19, told British newspapers she was the "pet" of her 25-year-old fiance Dani Graves.
Pictures showed her dressed in black Gothic-style clothing with silver buckles on a silver chain -- which the driver of a bus from the firm Arriva took exception to.
She told the Daily Mail newspaper Wednesday she was thrown off and told: "We don't let freaks and dogs like you on."
Arriva would not comment on specifics but said it apologized if the couple felt they had been discriminated against. It added, however, that the driver was worried about safety and the company told Maltby to take the leash off in the future.
"We have spoken to the driver who has talked about health and safety," a spokesman said. "Should she be attached to a chain and something happens on the bus, that could be dangerous. All we are saying is that she is very welcome to use the buses but not when she is on her lead."
Maltby -- who lives on state benefits and got engaged in November -- said her choice of lifestyle might seem unusual but was harmless.
"I am a pet," she told the Daily Mail. "I generally act animal-like and I lead a really easy life. I don't cook or clean and I don't go anywhere without Dani. It might seem strange but it makes us both happy. It's my culture and my choice. It isn't hurting anyone." BBC News

Sign me up! Seriously, other than the leash business, being a pet sounds like the way to go. Someone to cook for me, clean for me, wipe my ass- Sweet!.

Warning! Warning!

Abortions in America are at an ALL TIME LOW!

According the AP News: "The number of abortions in the United States fell to 1.2 million in 2005, down 25 percent from the all-time high of 1.6 million in 1990 and dropping the abortion rate to its lowest level since 1974, according to report issued Thursday." (read full article here)

I must say, I'm a little disappointed in all you sluts out there. I mean, this is the lowest abortions have been since 1974 people. What does this say to the world? What does this say to our children?

People of America, are you prepared for all the babies that are coming your way? What are we going to do with all these babies? Feed them to the homeless? Sigh, I just don't know anymore.

I blame Hollywood. What with all the baby making going on out there and celebrities giving birth left and right. They're setting a terrible example for the sluts of this country.

It's a conspiracy I tell you, a conspiracy- corrupting the morally corrupt (not to mention population control).