Straight Off the Runways of Staten Island

So just two posts down you can read my rant about how much I HATE when people wear comfy "travel" clothes, like velour jump suits, or PJs, or UGGS when they travel on an airplane. Well if you disagreed with me, and you don't think that people who wear UGGS or velour jump suits should be shot and removed from the airport, then I guess you have the same logic and mental capacity as this tramp:

Yup, that's Paris Hilton arriving in NYC looking cheaper than a sale at Forever 21. And is that Paris's nylon duffel bag that that bitch in the red sweater is carrying? As if the whole ensemble couldn't get any cheaper looking. For a girl who once claimed that she didn't know what a WalMart was, she certainly has the whole look down.

Why You Gotta Do Me Like That?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jordan Catalano has broken my heart and officially crossed over to the dark side. And by dark side, I mean the black hole that is Paris' cooter.

I think I just died a little on the inside.