Diamonds Are a Crackheads Best Friend

Got a little drug problem? Suffering from wicked withdrawal? Wanna clean it up but don't have time for stinky rehab? Well get yourself a BlockBuster Card and start watching some Marilyn Monroe. That's what the Wino's doing:

"Her dad Mitch told The Sun yesterday: 'Amy is very ill and is suffering horrific withdrawal symptoms - shivering and constantly throwing up. Her body is expelling all the rubbish. One thing helping Amy is her Marilyn Monroe films. Amy loves Some Like It Hot. She’s a huge fan of Monroe and thinks she’s wonderful.'
Amy, 24 - who famously sang ‘No, no, no!’ to treatment in her hit Rehab - was admitted to London’s Capio Nightingale Hospital last Thursday after The Sun published shocking video stills of her smoking crack cocaine." (click here to read the whole article)

Somebody quick, call Dr. Drew of Celebrity Rehab. If Marilyn Monroe movies can help super-junkie, Amy Winehouse, with her withdrawal symptoms, think of what it can do to your run of the mill addicts!!!! Someone should study the healing properties of Marilyn Monroe movies.

Here's hoping that all that Marilyn watching won't send her back to this look: