Item of the Moment

This Item of the Moment is for all you lazy mofo's who, like me, hate taking their pooch out for a walk when it's fucking freezing outside (or if you're too damn drunk after coming home from a night out). Yes, sometimes caring for your bitch can be a bitch, and so to simplify your life, I present to you THE PAWWWS:

Isn't this thing ridiculous? And by ridiculous, I mean awesome. Sure, it sort of looks a little dangerous, and some of those dogs look as if they're one misstep from being pulled under the conveyor belt, but it beats the fuck out of actually taking your dog outside. I hope it plays that soundtrack too when the dog walks, that was funky. Now if only it could dispose of doggie poop, then it would be a dream.
Click Here to get your PAWWS Pet Treadmill.