What Do I Gotta Do?

So first off, let me say that I totally am the laziest fuck in the world, and did not post anything this entire weekend. I know, one week of blogging and I loose interest. It's fine, since I'm pretty sure that I'm the only person who reads this. But now I'm back, and since I'm still sort of lazy I'm only going to go as far as to share a video I saw on my favorite blog- DListed.

I present to you this AMAZING clip of Celine Dion from the French TV program- Star Academy, which is like a French American Idol but only WAY better. This clip is totally magic, and it gets better as it goes on- so give yourself a 10 minute break and experience Celine in all her crazy glory.

Isn't this the most insane thing you've ever seen???? She just won't shut the fuck up. I refuse to believe that she isn't on drugs. Or maybe it's just menopause? I don't know what it is, but someone should bottle it up and sell it on the black market. It looks like a fun trip to be on.
But more important than Celine is how awesome this Star Academy is. First of all, the production values are so so so so so so much better. Look how sparkly and shit everything is. Also, all the boys are really cute, with the exception of Bertrand. And that host is super sexy. Seriously, I'd climb his Eiffel Tower anytime. Soooo much better than Ryan Seacrest, who is about as sexy as a dried up period stain. But back to Bertrand, what drugs was his mom on when she got pregnant with him? Seriously, he looks like a frog person or something. It's not right.
They need to bring this format to America. They did try it for a moment on ABC (Wikipedia it if you don't believe me), but it totally failed. But I say give it a second chance, put it on VH1 of the CW or something where it can be free to be trashy, not a family network like ABC. Fill the house with fame hungry teens, Adderall, and random nut job celebrities, and it will be a hit. And stick with the name Star Academy, not The One: Making a Star. No wonder it was cancelled.

And the Big Question Is.....

Does the carpet match the drapes???
Wow, Erykah Badu's fro is major- it's like it's own eco-system or something.
Talk about bringing the crazy- I think she and Lauren Hill should team up and really bring the nuts to a whole new level.

(Lauryn Hill looking like a Space Age Hobo Clown)

Quick- Hide Your Crack Pipes

Warning! Warning!
Hide all Coke, Crack, Baby Powder,Baking Soda, Ajax, Whatever.
Amy Winehouse is coming to America and she's ready to snort anything in her way!


According to EW.com the Grammy's are expected to go on with or without WGA Approval- and none other than Miss Amy Winehouse is expected to be in attendance. Of course it's unknown whether or not Winehouse will perform- but who really cares- I'm just excited that she's taking the mess of a show that is her life on the road.

It was touch and go for a while as to whether Amy would be allowed in the country, given her history of drugs and arrest- but since this is America- her Visa was approved and Winehouse is free to terrorize the states!

You know Britney is PISSED that Amy's bringing her shit to America. Britney owns crazy this side of the Atlantic. Be prepared for some nutty celebrity hijinx the week of the Grammy's

I wish they would allow Blake to come into the country too so we can get the full effect- like a prisoner exchange program or something- but alas- it doesn't look like my wishes will come true.

People Actually Eat There???

"Diane Keaton was spotted Tuesday night eating at Michael Jordan's The Steak House in Grand Central Terminal, making a tableful of friends laugh." (nydailynews- gatecrasher).

Now- first of all I'm pretty sure she wasn't making a tableful of friends laugh- but rather they were just laughing at her. This woman is looney tunes- like crazy menopause hormonally unbalanced looney. I mean why else would you eat at Grand Central Terminal?????? That's like going to Olive Garden in Times Square.

Beam Him Up, PLEASE.

So below is just one of the videos that shows how absolutely nuts Tom Cruise is- and how crazy Scientologists really are (I mean listen to the applause this elf gets).



Now- I think my favorite part of the video is where Tommy salutes the photo of L. Ron- and when he thanks the audience for their trust and confidence in him. You know these people have really lost it if they're putting their faith and trust in a not fully developed human. This man is part elf, part alien, and ALL CRAZY.

Personally- I don't think it's a coincidence that these videos are coming out now all over the web- I think that this is part of some Scientology scheme to take over the universe, and that there is some crazy subliminal/ brainwashing shit going on in these videos. Before we know it we'll all be talking about our thetan and building space ships and shit.