So The World Hates You

Sick of seeing people from New Jersey, Staten Island, and Long Island wearing their "travel" velour jumpsuit when boarding the airplane? (Seriously, I hate when people who travel wear "travel" comfort clothes, like pj bottoms and UGGS, as if because they have to sit in a plane seat for a few hours, it suddenly becomes okay to dress like you're home watching Liftetime because it's a heavy flow day and you got serious cramps.) Well worry no more, you can now fly naked... well in Germany at least:

"FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.
Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros ($735).
"It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other.
The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.
"I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer," Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's an unusual gap in the market."
Naturism, or "free body culture" (FKK) as it is known in Germany, was banned by the Nazis but blossomed again after the Second World War, particularly in eastern Germany.
"There are FKK hotels where you can go into the restaurants and shops naked, for example," Hess said. "For FKK fans -- not that I'm one of them -- it's nothing unusual."
"I don't want people to get the wrong idea. It's not that we're starting a swinger club in mid-air or something like that," he added. "We're a perfectly normal holiday company."

Jeez, I hope for the sake of the passengers, there isn't a lot of turbulence. All that ball, penis, and boobie flopping can start to get painful after a while, especially when they're all just hanging out all loosey goosey. That's why I always wear a jock strap while traveling!

I feel bad for these flight attendants. True, flight attendants are giant whores by nature who get their rocks off in the airport bathroom. But you know that most of the people who ride this flight are old men whose balls sag down to their knees, and women with spiderwebs and dust bunnies growing in their cooters and boobs that droop to their belly button.